wha...?

a gigantic cockroach quietly crawled up the wall of a whitewashed building. secretly, he planned to invade an empty room in an apartment where two innocent girls were happily residing.

he spied on them grinning to himself, his antenna twitching as they were totally oblivious to him.his blueprint for world domination was now in his tiny..erm..hands. 1st and apartment then the world! he tried his best not to attract attention in the dark room..perfect! his dark brown shell was camoflouging himself well with its surroundings.

time to test the waters..he climbed the cabinet facing the door quickly..he was about to enter his enemies main territories. adrenalin shot through his body, what if they caught him, what if this was his end. he knew he had to be extra careful, he had only one shot at it and hell, he was not gonna waste it after all the leader of the cockroaches had chosen him HIM OF ALL COCKROACHES to carry out the terrorising plan.

his beamed with pride, afterall he was the biggest and strongest of the lot. he was quick and nimble. in all, he was perfect for the job. coupled with the latest technology, he underwent genetic modification making his luminous shell 1000 times harder than an ordinary shell..he had his antenna straightened and lengthen enabling him to be more sensitive to his surrounding..he was unbeatable!he couldnt let them down now, they were all counting on him. he was to change all the animals and humans mindset that cockroaches cannot rule the world! humans have always portrayed anything and everything from monkeys (mojo jojo), weird green fellows(gangreen gang), crabs ( Him), to even a pack of amoebae ( the amoeba boys)in the race to win world domination. what an outrage!dont cockroaches have wad it takes to be even featured in powerpuff girls ?the best show on earth? ahem

his thoughts quickly vanished as he heard stirring in the living room. he stayed very still..counting under his breath..1....2....3..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

the horrors! girl number 1 has spotted him and sounded the alarm (eg a blood curdling scream) immediately girl number 2 rushed over to where she was rooted and responded the same way as the previous girl..

how could he have been so careless to let his thoughts ruin his concentration?? his cover was now blown all he could do now was run

and he did at super sonic high speed raced around the room emitting 'tic-tic-tic' sounds across the polished floor. adrenalin shot through his body..it was not over yet

he heard a loud spraying noise... RIDSECT?

" did the girls think they can kill me with ridsect?" he thought and he added to his thoughts
"im immune to all insecticides and pesticides, ild show them'

and he taunted the girls by purposely running in front of them while subjected to white clouds of ridsect coming from the blue can. he laughed his head off, i mean, almost.

it was time to show the girls a taste of terror..he spreaded his wings and flew buzzingly at the girls..enjoying the fear he instilled in them..they screamed louder and shriek-ier..he finally landed on the wall and let out another maniacally villian-esque laugh.. too bad human ears could not detect it ..however, he was not so lucky, the screams of the girls were within his hearing range...it was too much for him, the screams were taking a toll on his head..adrenalin and screams were not a good match , his head was pounding and he was feeling dizzy.. he dropped to the floor

but NO! he was not going to go without a fight.. so screaming was their weapon, he had to take cover..he ran into the darkness of the empty room he came from.. at least the screaming ceased!
bright light flooded the room. nooooooooooooooooooo

the girls switched on the overhead lamp in the room.! he could only perform his optimum in darkness! how is he going to survive this challenge?

he blindly raced out of the room..he couldnt adjust his eyes to the brightness..yet

more screams..will the girls just cut it out? he's brain was already infused with dunno-how-many decibels screams and the light was obstructing his eyesight! cant they have any compassion on him? his bravery took a plunge

he scuttled about not knowing where to go he was lost! he started seeing doubles of everything..was it all in his mind? was he really seeing them?

he heard a swoosh of air above him. he looked up to see a dark square coming at him and he knew this was..his end

phoebe and jasmine stared at the thick newpaper, the latter had just let down on the uglyyy cockroach inches away from her feet ..

the war was over..


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haha take no notice, i was just feeling boredd.. the cockroach incident really happened yesterday ..of course, i tweaked it a little bit ;P