monster? MONSTER!!! ( i can never think of good titles )

this morning..

just woken up, dragging my feet down the stairs with a blank look on my face

sis: ee why you wake up so early today jas?

me: *grunt*

sis:*peers at me cautiously* jasmine?...jasmine? 

me: *GRUNT*

sis: are you grumpy?

mom: whaaat? 

sis: you  have to test the waters one! you cant go *uses high pitch cheery voice*HI JASMINEE or she will...

hearing this, i smiled. 

sis: seee if shes smiling means its ok. coast is clear.

haha i know im a total grouch when ive just woken up. usually i  keep very quiet or when provoked, give evil deathly glares at the very least.

and its even worse if you try to wake me up. sometimes when im kuai ill just stumble towards the bathroom, other times ill scream (most of the time 'GO AWAYYYYY! NOW!'), whack or even throw things at you and then go back to sleep. =.="

i can hear you say "OMG UR SO MEAN!"  

but when i wake up and you start complaining about how i abuse you and really, i cant remember!!

i remember one time in form 5 it was only 8smth at night and already i was so super tired, i asked matt to wake me up at 9 so i can study for the next day's test and when it was time to wake me up....yeah, ok you can imagine..

and finally when i woke up at 10 by myself, i went to him saying 'HEY didnt i ask you to wake me upppp????its 10 d!! ur suppose to bla bla bla"

and he was about to defend himself when my mom interjected with "hes so kelian! tried to wake you up and yet get scolded and yelled at" smth like that la

and i go "really ar??oh im so sorrryyyy.. i dont remember le"

i get back a 'OF COURSE YOU DONT REMEMBER..U WERE SLEEPING LIKE A PIG"

heh.

ANYWAY, i would like to make it clear that after 5 mins or so after waking up, im back to my normal smiling self. it is a FACT! :D

i dont even know why im writing this here. so bo liao man

but! now you know what to expect. dont say i didnt warn you kay. im so kind. :P