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Thursday, October 9, 2008

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its 11.44pm and i have good news. MY MSNGER WORKS! still experiencing little kinks in it but however imperfect it is i just feel so much better signed in even if no one is awake. its like as if im connected home.

i have an 8am lecture tomorrow and im dead tired. today's timetable was insane. and even though im tired to the bone, i just cant get to sleep. so here i am typing away to at least feel like i did something productive (nevermind the tons of lecture notes im supposed to go over). i can hear laughter from the streets below my windows.the night is young. ild take pictures soon when i finally charge my camera. :D which would be never. i better make it a point. i missed so many lovely photo opps of the place but im here for quite sometime so no worries!

do you watch scrubs? the comedy series thing? i dont. but if youre familiar with the series, the TODD or robert maschio came to royal for a stand up comedy thing. pretty fun albeit obscene. haha.

if you happen to have the pleasure of chatting with me probably around exams coming about its common to hear me say OMG IM SO DEAD or IM GOINGG TO DIEEE

and in one of the lectures yesterday, the lecturer was going on about people losing blood. all of a sudden he looked across the hall and went,(vaguely and not word for word)

'Anyone from Malaysia?'

a few hands went up

'Are any of you malaysians involved in a street gang in malaysia? Have you killed anyone?'

what the... if we did we wont tell you right? :) so no hands went up

and then he continues

'Okay, so you guys are shy about that so how do you go about killing a malaysian?'

noises from the audience

'Well, normally i would suggest cutting anyone at the throat from behind. that does the trick, i mean, if you stab me in the spleen (he's irish) i would lose a substansial amount of blood but not fatally. malaysians, however, have a high rate of splenomegaly among them where their spleens are enlarged. so stab them in the spleen, they lose a hefty amount of blood and die'

more noises from the audience

and he tops it off with

' if you dont like a certain malaysian classmate of yours, you can try that out'

:P yeah, thanks alot Prof Farrell, for reducing my life expectancy.

NOW YOU KNOW!

okay i better get some sleep before i dose off in embryology lectures in 8 hours time. i only have 2 tomorrow! yay! and then some reading to catch up on. i always tell myself i would, TOMORROW and never happen. the faculty keeps telling us of how people fail because they left their studying to NOVEMBER. wth thats like only one month of slacking =.=' so yeah wish me luck. gonna need loads of it.

2 comments:

Mike said...

Hmm... Be careful. Your lecturer wants to kill you.

Jasmine said...

i know right, i came all the way here to listen to a plan directed at me. :P